You know, this Cinema HD thing, it’s like a picture show box, right? They keep sayin’ gotta update it. I dunno why they can’t just make it stay put. Always changin’ things up.
First thing, they say, gotta clear the junk outta it. Like cleanin’ out the hen house, gotta get rid of the old stuff. They call it somethin’ fancy, “cache,” sounds like “cash” but it ain’t money. You gotta go in the settings, find the thingy called “applications,” then “manage installed applications,” then find this Cinema HD. And then, clear the “cache.” Makes my head spin.
- Go to Settings.
- Find Applications.
- Manage Installed Applications.
- Find Cinema HD.
- Clear Cache.
Then there’s this “APK” thing. Sounds like somethin’ you’d get at the feed store. But it’s for gettin’ more picture shows and stories on your telly. They say it’s free, ain’t gotta pay nothin’. That’s good, I reckon. Saves a penny or two.
Get Cinema HD APK for free, they say. Easy peasy. More stuff to watch, more stories. Keeps the young’uns quiet, at least for a spell.
And if you got them words on the screen, the “subtitles,” they call ’em, you gotta turn ’em off. Like flickin’ off a light switch. Press a button, then another, and bam, they’re gone. Watchin’ the pictures without the words is better, I say. Less distractin’.
Start the picture show, press the “menu” button. Then you find “subtitles.” Then you find “off.” Simple, right?
They made this new Cinema HD thing, fixed all the problems, they say. Got more stuff to watch than a dog has fleas. Bugs all gone, smooth as butter. I dunno about that, seems like there’s always somethin’ wrong.
Gotta learn how to update it, they say. Easy steps. Keep it fresh, like bread outta the oven. I ain’t no spring chicken, learnin’ new things is hard. But gotta keep up, I guess.
Someone made a video, showin’ you how to update it. Step by step, like teachin’ a kid to tie their shoes. Watch the video, follow the steps, they say. Makes it sound easy, don’t it?
This fella, Troy, he’s got a way to put it on that Firestick thing. Another contraption. More things to learn. Seems like everythin’s gettin’ fancier. But if it gets you more picture shows, maybe it’s worth it.
Gotta stay up to date, they say. New things, better things. Keep up with the times. Even an old gal like me can learn, I reckon. Just takes a bit of time and patience.
Tags: Cinema HD, Update, APK, Firestick, Movies, TV Shows, Streaming, Subtitles, Cache, TroyPoint