Okay, so, I tried this thing called “beer blasting” the other day, and let me tell you, it was a wild ride. I saw some folks doing it online and figured, why not give it a shot? It sounded like a fun way to chug a beer quickly.
First, I grabbed a can of beer. Nothing fancy, just my usual go-to. I made sure it was cold because who wants to chug a warm beer, right? Then, I positioned the can right. This is important, apparently. You want the hole to be on the side, near the bottom.
Next, I took a key—yeah, just a regular house key—and poked a hole in the can. It was a bit trickier than I thought. I almost spilled beer everywhere, but I managed to make a decent-sized hole. Some people use special tools for this, but I just used what I had on hand.
- Grab a beer
- Position the can
- Poke a hole
- Chug
Now for the fun part. I put my mouth over the hole, tilted the can up, and opened the top like you normally would. Then, I just started chugging. The beer flows out super fast because of the extra hole, so you gotta be ready.
I managed to down the whole thing pretty quickly, but man, it was a rush. Definitely not something I’d do all the time, but it was a fun experience. It’s a bit messy, and you might get some weird looks, but hey, it’s all in good fun.
Things I learned
I realized it’s way easier with a friend to help. Maybe I’ll try that next time. And maybe I’ll wear clothes I don’t care about because, like I said, it can get messy. Also, you probably don’t want to do this with your most expensive beer. Stick to the cheap stuff.
So, that’s my beer blasting adventure. It was fun, a bit crazy, and definitely something I’ll remember. Would I do it again? Maybe. Would I recommend it? If you’re looking for a quick, silly way to drink a beer, then sure, give it a try. Just be prepared for the mess and the speed!
