Oh, you wanna know ’bout fuchsia vance, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t no fancy stuff, but it’s somethin’ worth talkin’ ’bout. Now, this fuchsia thing, it’s a kind of flower, real pretty. Folk say it got found way back in 1697 by some fella named Charles Plumier. Imagine that! A French monk, wanderin’…