Well, well, well, look at you, wanting them Paris quotes for Instagram. You young’uns and your fancy phones. Back in my day, we didn’t have no Instagram. We had a good ol’ time just talkin’ to each other. But hey, times change, I guess.
So you wanna post somethin’ about Paris, huh? That big city. I heard it’s somethin’ else. All them lights and fancy buildin’s. They say it’s the city of love, or somethin’ like that. You got a sweetheart, is that it? Or just tryin’ to show off?

Now, what kinda quotes about Paris you lookin’ for? Somethin’ mushy gushy? Or somethin’ just plain and simple?
- “Paris, oh Paris, you got all them lights.”
- “Heard they got a big tower there. Eiffel, they call it.”
- “Maybe I’ll go to Paris someday. If I win the lottery.”
I reckon anythin’ you say about Paris is gonna sound fancy. It’s just that kinda place, I guess. Like they say, “Paris is always a good idea.” Or somethin’ like that. I don’t know who “they” are, but they sure do say a lot of things.
You kids and your Instagram captions. You wanna make sure you get lots of them hearts, huh? Well, just put a picture of that big tower up there, and you’ll be swimmin’ in hearts. Everyone loves that tower.
Here’s a few more of them Paris Instagram quotes I heard:
- “Just got to Paris. My feet hurt already.”
- “Eatin’ one of them fancy pastries in Paris. Don’t know what it is, but it’s good.”
- “Wish you were here in Paris with me.”
See, just simple stuff. Nothin’ too complicated. People like that, I reckon. They don’t want no fancy words. Just tell ’em what you see, what you feel. That’s all that matters.
Now, I heard some folks say, “Paris is the city of light.” I guess that’s ’cause they got so many lights there. Shinin’ all night long. Must be hard to sleep, I reckon. But pretty, I suppose.

And they say it’s the city of love, too. Lots of folks go there to get hitched, I hear. Or just to hold hands and walk around lookin’ at stuff. Must be nice, I guess. If you like that kinda thing.
Some folks just like to say “Bonjour, Paris!” I reckon that’s just sayin’ “Hello” in their fancy way. They got a different word for everything over there. Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it.
If you really want some good quotes, try these ones I heard:
- “Paris is a dream.”
- “I left my heart in Paris.”
- “Take me back to Paris.”
You see all them people sayin’ how much they love Paris. It is a lovely place, i think. I guess that old city really does somethin’ to folks. Makes ’em all dreamy and whatnot. Maybe it’s the food. Or the air. Or maybe it’s just that big tower. Who knows?
But I’ll tell you one thing, if you’re gonna go to Paris, you better take lots of pictures. And then you can put ’em all up on your Instagram, and everyone will be jealous. That is what you want, right? People are always jealous about those who have been to Paris.
And don’t forget to write a little somethin’ under your pictures. Just a few words. Like, “Me and the Eiffel Tower” or “Havin’ fun in Paris.” Somethin’ simple like that. And if you are a girl, and you are in love, maybe “Love is in the air, Paris!” or “I love Paris“.

And if you want to be all fancy, you can say somethin’ like, “Paris is always a good idea.” That’s what they say, you know. “They” bein’ the people who know about these things, I guess. I am not really sure who is this they, but they do know a lot of things.
Or you could say, “Paris is the most beautiful city in the world.” I don’t know if that’s true or not, but it sure sounds nice, don’t it? It will make people like you, I think.
So there you go. A whole bunch of Paris quotes for Instagram. Just pick the ones you like best and put ’em up there with your pictures. And don’t forget to smile. Or maybe you don’t want to smile. You kids do all kinds of strange thing in your pictures.
One more thing, make sure your picture is good. I heard, “The Best Paris Caption Is Not Much Worth It Without A Great Photo!” from somewhere. I am not sure what that means. But it sounds like you should have a good photo to get many likes.